Posted on January 31, 2010, 7:20 pm, by Feed, under
Sex Fail.
Today, things heated up with the new guy I’ve been seeing for a couple of weeks, he kept saying things like "I want you so bad" and "it’s going to take hours" to the point that I was so hot, I decided to go for it. Apparently he has "a problem sometimes" getting it up.
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Rating: 8.9/10 (24 votes cast)
Posted on January 31, 2010, 12:01 am, by Feed, under
Sex Fail.
Today, I got to talk to the guy I like. Thinking it would be about something pleasant. I was completely wrong. It was about the guy who sits in front of me and his masturbation problem.
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Rating: 9.0/10 (16 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2010, 9:25 am, by Feed, under
Sex Fail.
Today, my boyfriend, of a year, got drunk and called me flat chested then said the reason he won’t have sex with me anymore is because he is "used" to me. He said all of this in front of his friends.
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Rating: 7.8/10 (21 votes cast)
Posted on January 30, 2010, 1:50 am, by Feed, under
Sex Fail.
Today, I had to lie to my therapist about my sex life to make me feel better.
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Rating: 9.1/10 (24 votes cast)
Posted on January 29, 2010, 9:14 am, by Feed, under
Sex Fail.
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he has "commitment issues". He said he "cared" for me but didn’t "love" me. He did this 30 minutes after we’d hooked up and said we loved each other.
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Rating: 7.8/10 (19 votes cast)
Posted on January 28, 2010, 12:00 am, by Feed, under
Sex Fail.
Today, I was on my grandparents’ computer looking for my old high school resume. I came across a word document titled "Experiences". Thinking it was part of my resume, I opened it up and started reading. It was a brief, yet explicit record of my grandfather’s recent sexual frustrations.
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Rating: 9.5/10 (21 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2010, 7:09 pm, by Feed, under
Sex Fail.
Today, after confessing my love for my best friend, he looked at me and said "I’m not feeling it. But does this mean we can have sex?"
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Rating: 9.9/10 (39 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2010, 8:35 am, by Feed, under
Sex Fail.
Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me.
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Rating: 9.9/10 (73 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2010, 6:55 am, by Feed, under
Sex Fail.
Today, I realized that my ex-girlfriend has gone further with a girl than I have.
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Rating: 9.8/10 (34 votes cast)
Posted on January 27, 2010, 2:35 am, by Feed, under
Sex Fail.
Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left.
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Rating: 9.4/10 (28 votes cast)