I had just finished riding my bike when …
Today, I had just finished riding my bike when I ran into the girl I am secretly in love with. While I walked over to her I got an erection through my spandex biking shorts.
Archive for February 2010
I went to the physician to check my rear…
Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn’t available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on.
I saw boobs, in person, for the first ti…
Today, I saw boobs, in person, for the first time. Too bad they were my mom’s and I’m 27.
my mother walked in on my boyfriend lick…
Today, my mother walked in on my boyfriend licking whipped cream off my nipples.
my husband and I were going to have sex …
Today, my husband and I were going to have sex for the first time since having our baby, who was taking a nap. As soon as we lay down in bed, his mother rang saying she was five minutes away.
I found out the mature woman I had a one…
Today, I found out the mature woman I had a one-night-stand with six weeks ago, is six weeks pregnant. I’m 21, she’s 52.
I was finally hooking up with a girl I w…
Today, I was finally hooking up with a girl I was after for a long time.Things got really hot and heavy but she stopped and looked at me weird. She said, "I can’t do it, you’re really wet. It looks like chicken fat."
my friends decided it would be funny to …
Today, my friends decided it would be funny to yell out "Pass us the bong, Emma!" while I was on the phone to my mother.
I realized that I get more turned on by …
Today, I realized that I get more turned on by my exercise bike than my boyfriend of 4 years.
I walked over to my grandmother’s house …
Today, I walked over to my grandmother’s house to pay her a visit. I politely knocked on the door, and there was no answer. Fearing that something had happened, I violently broke down the door to find my grandma and her new 80 year old boyfriend having sex.