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On valentines day my boyfriend of one year dumped me over the phone.
It was on a saturday and he said he would come to see me on monday. I later realised he did that so he wouldn’t have to pay for the train ticket..
My girlfriend was dismantling her bed with her grandmother. Once everything was gone all that remained was a couple of used condoms that I was too lazy to throw in the bin. Early that day I had offered to take the two out for dinner.
Fuck this site.
It does nothing but steal content from fmylife.com by pulling in data verbatim from http://www.fmylife.com/intimacy
Piracy!
FML provides an API to use their updates elsewhere
me and my boyfriend where in his room watching a movie, things got a bit heated and he started taking my jeans off, right when we were about to start having sex, his mom walked in saying his dad was home.